Doesn't Hoebicht sound like a great last name for a charactor in a story? I like it, I am gonna use it. It could be German or Eubonics, it's the reader's choice of interpretation. I love it!

 

Clamity Hoebicht stepped gingerly across the broken glass on the kitchen floor. Suddenly a voice of authority shot out from the living room "You, Hoebicht, watch where you are walking, that's a crime scene your coming through!"

See? It so works. <grin>