There are two distinct clues that are dead give aways that I am a boomer fag.
1. I love Judy Garland
2. I love Abba
There are other clues, like I love to decorate and cook weird gormet things. People might think this is my girl side, but I promise, there is nothing girlie about me. Trust me if it's anything, it's the queen in me coming out.
On the other hand I love Sinead O'Conner and I am not sure if that is a fag thing or not. Sue is playing Sinead right now and it is making me happy.
So I asked Sue if I get rich, would she mind if I had a sex change and she said no she didn't mind. I told her I really just want these useless tits god chose to make my life miserable over removed. Not gonna lose my hair by taking T. I like my hair, I do not want to be bald.
If I finally do get rich, I am going to have plastic surgery too. I am vain, this I will admit, and it is such a fag thing too.
I think I am ready for bed now. Had a long day working.
Angels are decending upon you now, so get ready.
2 comments:
3. SINEAD O'CONNOR IS A 3RD GIVEAWAY TO YOUR PREFERENCE , TOO.
I AM NOT GAY BUT MY GUY FRIENDS ARE. AND SHE IA A FAV.
T IN CHICAGO
All I can say is Judy's pretty and I liked The Wizard of Oz but I don't really LOVE her. If Dancing Queen was playing at a club, I'll dance to it but I won't buy the album. Decorating is not a total dead giveaway. It's more like being creative or at least I'd like to think so. Sex change is obvious. But if you want to be a girl and you like guys then you're straight, right? Forget about getting plastic surgery. That's what turns me off of the gay culture. Too many guys are way too obsessed with their appearance. Don't get me wrong, it's nice to look at but where's the real beef? The main thing is do what you want. Be who you wanna be. I'm not judging, that's just me. (oops...I rhymed--now that's gay!)
Be cool. Stay you.
FictionWarrior
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