This is my brain. This is my brain on tomes. (grin)
Does that constitute a paragraph? No? Ok, let me try this then:
Tomes at the drop of a hat my ass! That requires time and energy. Most of which I lack 90% of the time. Often I am able to squirt out volumnous drivel, but tomes implies substance (at least in my mind anyway). True substance is something I desparately lack most of the time.
To me tomes implies that I have taken the time to actually think a thought through from beginning to end and then was able to place that in written form for the world to see (or not). I dare say I have that ability in me anymore. When you don't use something, it withers and dies. My ability to put pen to page and create a logical epic has long since passed me by.
That isn't anything a quick English 101 refresher course couldn't fix in a semester or two. Unfortunately for me at this exact moment, that ain't gonna happen. So until then, I shall continue to write drivel. Until the day I have the time and energy to go back and relearn the English language once again.
Tomes, ha! It's more like tombs.
Caio baby!
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